a) brush teeth b) go in bedroom for something c) forget you aren't in front of the sink now d) spit on floor
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(1) Take food out of package (2) Throw food in garbage while holding packaging (3) Sigh, retrieve
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I once hurled my house keys into a dumpster full of yellowjackets instead of the trash bags in my other hand.
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I once drove myself crazy looking for the (open) orange juice. Finally found it in pantry (bread for toast was neatly put away in fridge.)
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Yeah, I put a pound of shredded mozzarella in the pantry a couple of weeks ago. Found it the next day.
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