(1) Take food out of package (2) Throw food in garbage while holding packaging (3) Sigh, retrieve
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I once hurled my house keys into a dumpster full of yellowjackets instead of the trash bags in my other hand.
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I have done this
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0) put not-toothpaste on brush
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My mom once mistook Desitin for Crest.
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Get out of shower, dry hair, realize there's still conditioner you didn't rinse out
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