I'm double jointed and can magically finish people's sentences!! #UnlikelySuperheropowers
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were you bit by a radioactive glass of water?
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What happens if more than one person has the same superpower? I hope we don't have to fight.
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I haven't had hiccups in years. I keep expecting them but they don't show. I doubt it's my overdeveloped singer's diaphragm helping.
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.