If you kill Cortana in the task manager, it relaunches it AND "Cortana Background Task Host" as if to say fuck you, we are legion
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I wonder if the persistent delusion that talking to a computer would be fun and enlightening has the same >
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> evolutionary roots as the universal belief that talking to benign immaterial spirits is fun and enlightening
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whereas all you can ever get out of them is “universal love!” or “transcendent joy!” depending on cactus/bat axis
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I don't think anyone thinks talking to a computer is fun and enlightening. Microsoft is invested in pretending
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In the case of Cortana it's a hair-thin excuse for getting people to self-Stasi.
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