He lines up the shot on a $20 million assassination target but sneezes and misses. Story is he's trying to chase the target down. 2/
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"You're never going to catch the target now, Deadpool, not with that cold." "I have to! I need that 20 million dollar payment!" 3/
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"How did you catch a cold, anyway? You regenerate. You can't die." "I bought it from a scientist for 20 million dollars." 4/
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"WHY?" "I wanted to be a real live boy." "...couldn't you have waited until after the hit to get sick?" "Oops." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5/
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Yes, I thought of that whole routine and then woke up and thought "I HAVE to remember this" 6/6
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.