These are equally bad things. But all the respectable people have been clucking nonstop for like a year about how awful lava is.
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How hot lava is, and how it steals children, and how it flies around at night singing Nickelback. And by the way, acid is harmless.
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There's a weirdass creepy cult running the show, and it ain't the volcano gods.
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That's Gary Johnson.
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