Methodists believe God is opposed to nuclear energy, apparently. http://www.umc.org/what-we-believe/the-natural-world …pic.twitter.com/HHDMLCT5dP
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For more hi-quality laffs, check out their economic principles!
You're missing the doozy in there: we all have to go back to farming like they did in 1st Century. Because Jesus died to save jobs.
140 characters, man. 140 characters.
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