OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Housemate took car to a tire shop downtown this morning. Opened the hood and ROBERT JUMPED OUT AND RAN AWAY
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Replying to @St_Rev
I didn't find out about it until 2 pm. Screamed and cried for about a minute. Then got a carrier and went downtown.
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Found Robert in the scrub brush across an alley from the tire shop. Grabbed him. He's NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN.
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my first cat took any opportunity to go outside and loved the feel of fiberglass batting. Found her in it under my doublewide once.
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Good thing they don't live long enough to get mesothelioma.
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