You have to solve a new quadratic equation to unlock the trigger every time. It ensures only the worthy can use it.
-
-
This Tweet is unavailable
-
-
This Tweet is unavailable
-
This Tweet is unavailable
-
You put that on the nukes.
- 1 more reply
-
-
-
Oddly I suspect they're using 'operating system' in an extremely gun-technical way (I believe it's how the breach/action works).
-
Sure, but how's the readership going to take it?
-
That's the weird thing. It's like the NYT is trying to signal 'look, we know gun technicalities' to its few readers who care.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
@puellavulnerata actually, when the lower is from Armalite, I like to call the gun the Armalite plus AR-15, or Armalite/AR-15 -
ugh all that legacy Armalite stuff is gonna have to be rewritten to be compatible with systemd anyway
-
you can shoot faster if your gun has a tripod and wheels and a fridge and it's own inbuilt gunsafe so y
-
This Tweet is unavailable
-
"we're also rolling out a machine vision system you'll love that will auto-target the user's foot"
-
this series of jokes has now been reduced to the foot-shooting series of jokes which has been solved
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
"We made some shit up to make the story more enticing & eye-catching, but in our defense we don't know a damn thing about guns"
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@puellavulnerata The MCX uses the Hurd as opposed to the Linux kernel but still runs windowmaker. So you must acquit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
is this the first instance of the NYT getting actually'd in print
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
in a way, everyone who dies of gunshots does so because their organs and tissues are incompatible with fast, burning lead
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.