@PDGumshoe @ClarkHat @JeremyBiltz I got empaneled for a gas station robbery. Defense counsel was astonishingly incompetent.
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Replying to @St_Rev
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz At one point the lawyer picked up a shotgun (prosecution exhibit) and, flailing it around randomly...1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @St_Rev
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz ...levelled it directly at the jury box. Bailiff had to wrestle it out of his hands.3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes -
Replying to @St_Rev
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz Anyway, after 2 days the guy's girlfriend flipped and he pled out.2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes -
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Replying to @ClarkHat
@ClarkHat@PDGumshoe@JeremyBiltz The defendant was a douche. I say that based on his sneer and the way he kept trying to stare us down.2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @St_Rev
@St_Rev More evidence his attorney sucked.@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @PDGumshoe
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz The lawyer was...I dunno. *Ragged*. Just seemed in way over his head.1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @St_Rev
@St_Rev I really wonder if he was private counsel, indigent conflict panel, or a public defender.@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @PDGumshoe
@PDGumshoe Two defendants, separate counsel but being tried together, not sure what the deal was. Other lawyer seemed competent.1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
@PDGumshoe But seriously. *Pointing a shotgun at the jury box*. Then the bailiff jumped up and tried to take it and he *resisted*.
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