Finally! I have escaped jury duty.
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Replying to @JeremyBiltz
@St_Rev Watch now that it would be inconvenient and costly I'll get called up.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @JeremyBiltz
@JeremyBiltz I get called every three years like clockwork but I only got put on a trial once.1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
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Replying to @ClarkHat
@ClarkHat@St_Rev@JeremyBiltz Never been called in twenty+ years. Probably wouldn't be empanelled anyways.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @PDGumshoe
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz I got empaneled for a gas station robbery. Defense counsel was astonishingly incompetent.2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes -
Replying to @St_Rev
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz At one point the lawyer picked up a shotgun (prosecution exhibit) and, flailing it around randomly...1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @St_Rev
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz ...levelled it directly at the jury box. Bailiff had to wrestle it out of his hands.3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
@PDGumshoe @ClarkHat @JeremyBiltz Anyway, after 2 days the guy's girlfriend flipped and he pled out.
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