Finally! I have escaped jury duty.
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@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz At one point the lawyer picked up a shotgun (prosecution exhibit) and, flailing it around randomly... -
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz ...levelled it directly at the jury box. Bailiff had to wrestle it out of his hands. -
@PDGumshoe@ClarkHat@JeremyBiltz Anyway, after 2 days the guy's girlfriend flipped and he pled out. -
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@ClarkHat@PDGumshoe@JeremyBiltz The defendant was a douche. I say that based on his sneer and the way he kept trying to stare us down. -
@ClarkHat@PDGumshoe@JeremyBiltz Total cock of the walk act until the girl testified.
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@ClarkHat@St_Rev@PDGumshoe@JeremyBiltz More lulz, go the other way: "empanelled for jury duty" -> jury duty is a crime
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