Cultural background assumption you didn’t know you had: “it’s sane to use furniture.” (It’s not—but no one even wondered until very recently
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@St_Rev Giant six-legged lizardmen from Planet X have prepared Earth for invasion using thought control beams to dominate the furniture > -
@St_Rev design industry. Now Earth has lots of comfortable places for them to work and have sex and human beings are all crippled and too > -
@St_Rev weak to fight. (My OT was reply to Sarah’s re beds, for context.) -
@St_Rev Human backs are concave. Modern chair backs are concave. Planet X lizardmen have convex backs. -
@St_Rev Humans wake up feeling like they’ve been beaten all over with sticks, conclude need softer bed. Beds get squishier ans squishier -
@St_Rev due to lizard thought control. Fucks up human bodies worse and worse; required for lizard reproductive activities. -
@Meaningness this would explain some of my back and leg problems -
@St_Rev I believe that is likely! This is mostly still at the deep subcultural figuring-out level, though. Controlled empirical studies > - 1 more reply
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@St_Rev@Meaningness yeah furniture seems sane to meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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