FANTASY BIOLOGY MAN: So are we all hominids? DWARF: I share no ancestry with elves! ELF: The sacred myths— ORC: [slaughtering everyone]
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(Non-Tolkien universes) men, elves, dwarves, orcs must have split aeons ago, evolving separately and only recently co-existing.
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Otherwise, they would have all become one species through inevitable interbreeding.
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@DeityOfReligion Nah. There are distinct O, E and D chromosomes. D is a variant Y, which is why there are no female dwarfs.2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
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@St_Rev Just don't create the vile monstrosity that are House Elves.1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
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@DeityOfReligion I don't acknowledge the existence of JK Rowling1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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@DeityOfReligion i accidentally the universe
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