Don't use drinking vessels of lead. They cause madness and death. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
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@St_Rev Jesus had a human brain and never thought to ask the Father about future science, because those thoughts don't occur to 0 AD Jews -
@DeityOfReligion Polytheist. -
@DeityOfReligion You can't POSSIBLY tell me he was washing them feet and didn't think 'man, if only there were a better ointment' -
@DeityOfReligion Don't tell me he wasn't jonesing for electricity so he could run a circular saw. -
@St_Rev The last 2K years of history are a crazed fever-dream. Everyone is really in Israeli caves in AD 70, waiting for the second coming
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.