Pastors can dunk people in water, Priests can turn bread and wine into flesh and blood, and Rabbis can turn clay into a robot
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Clearly, over time We ran out of interesting magical powers to distribute :(
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@DeityOfReligion They can baptize dead people, I believe.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@DeityOfReligion I think they can terraform planets, too. Something like that.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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@DeityOfReligion Alpha Centauri except it's all Miriam Godwinsons yelling at each other.
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