Muppets have naturally white fur, which they stain with the blood of their enemies.
Most muppets are cannibals, which is why Grover and Cookie are blue. Elmo prefers to prey on human children. The other muppets shun him.
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Oscar the Grouch is a vegetarian: the only moral muppet.
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