2019. "Hi boys! Sorry I was so long. So much to do --" 2016. "Why was the door locked from the outside?" 2019. *blinks* 2019. "Was it? The lock's a little tricky, you know." 2018. "Why have you cut them off from outside news?" 2019. "I wouldn't call today's journalism 'news.'"
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2017, hesitantly. "...'19? Why are the windows boarded up?" 2019. "Oh, '17." 2017. "I'm sorry! It's just -- '18 says -- and I know he's wrong, but --" 2019. "Well. I hate to let it out of the bag like this." 2017. *gulps* 2019. "But I'm making you boys a wonderful surprise."
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2017's face. *makes the slow slide to absolute happiness of Flash the DMV sloth from ZOOTOPIA* 2017. "A SURPRISE" 2018. "oh for the love of fuck."pic.twitter.com/QsX9ReX1QU
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2019. "It's almost ready. I want everything to be perfect when I show you. But if you want to look now --" 2017. "NO THIS IS AWESOME" 2019. "I could just unlock the door and tear down the boards" 2017. "NO. '16, TELL HER NO. A SURPRISE" 2016. "...that is something she'd do"
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2018. "You're actually buying this." 2019. "They know me, '18." *teeny smile* "And they know you." 2017. "Yeah, we know you're an asshole!" 2019. " '17! Language!" 2017. *covers mouth* 2017. *muffled* "Sorry."
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2019. "It won't be long. You'll see everything soon. And you'll love it. You really will." 2018. "What horrors are you making real" 2019. "I'm not making anything real." 2018. "What if I gave you something you couldn't possibly resist making real?" 2016 and 2017. *look concerned*
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2018. *leans forward* 2018. *whispers in 2019's ear* 2018. *steps back* 2018. "Now watch."
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2019. *smiles* 2016 and 2017. *watch nervously* 2019. *smile a little thinner* 2018. *predatory gleam* 2019.pic.twitter.com/u25pSX4gSW
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2018. *fever pitch anticipation* 2019. *giggles* "Oh, '18! You're so funny. You should show that side more often." 2018. *hisses in disappointment* 2019. "I'm going to go freshen up." 2019. *goes upstairs* 2016. "Dude. What did you say?"
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David Hines Retweeted Mike Stuchbery 💀 🍷
2018. "I told her we'd see an authoritarian dickbrain." 2016. "...I don't get it." 2017. "Yeah, how's she gonna make that real?" 2019. *runs into upstairs bathroom* 2019. *closes door* 2019.https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_/status/1160580968111071232?s=20 …
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