lyft driver just told me in order: 1) she doesn't sleep around with coworkers like some of her friends, who don't even use condoms 2) ramen isn't good for you, because it's mostly plastic 3) she's restoring an antique chair and her friend told her she can use ramen to fix a crack
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yeah i didn't have the heart to tell her
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.