The year is 2050. Milkshakes are protected speech. Milkshake dispensers line the hallways at colleges, high schools, elementary schools. Health class consists of reminding people that force feeding milkshakes is not protected, following the high profile deaths of several kids.
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2051: Someone throws a milkshake at the Secretary of Trust and Safety. 2052: Milkshakes are banned.
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.