i love it when i see mention of a pope and it's not specified when they were pope and so i have to figure out whether they were pope in like the fifth century or the 20th century or whenever
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wait is that really true or are you messing with me
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100% true, the Pope was originally named Lazarus, Jesus bless-cursed him with infinite lives. Look it up!
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I thought St Peter was the first pope...? I think? And then there's something about apostolic succession? idk
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Apostolic succession is the name of the regeneration machine they built in the catacombs of Jerusalem, later moved to Rome
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uh, no. it's actually called the Apostolic SuccessionATOR.
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You're thinking of the burger. Three quarter-pound patties of Angus beef between two holy wafers
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a burger of transubstantial proportions
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"Let's say this burger represents the normal amount of egregoric energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a burger 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds."
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