what???? is Chris Messina gonna be the new Curvy Wife Guy? did he get hacked? I have so many questionshttps://twitter.com/ProfJeffJarviss/status/1134977461006077952 …
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🤖 Sonya Mann 🎀 Retweeted Chris Messina ⤳ #jointfutures
the man is exercising his god-given right to be horny on mainhttps://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/1135053823083450368 …
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and I am exercising my right to be like "your public persona previously had nothing to do with sex and your implementation is the combination of /r/nobodyasked and /r/ihavesex" I would even find that bio weird from a sex educator. A porn star could probably swing it
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Imagine walking up to someone at a party, or a networking event, extending your hand, and saying, "Hi, I'm Chris. I invented the hashtag. Also, I'm on a mission to give my beautiful partner the most orgasms she's experienced in one day."
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Replying to @sonyasupposedly @sonyaellenmann
Imagine being the partner, and every time this guy tries to carry out his plan, you feel the weight of everyone on Twitter watching
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next time on black mirror
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