Just made myself some nice bread and butter and got distracted and Dean licked all the butter right after eating wet cat food
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That’s CATITUDE for you!
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this is your new best tweet
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It was a low bar
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I wasn't gonna say it
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This is why people have dogs. Your bread and butter would still be eaten, but at least the thief would look guilty for a few minutes.
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.