i was in the shower washing my face and the smoke detactor just flipped out out of nowhere and I was so startled i got water up my nose crazy bad had to rush out and turn it off why the fuck didnt it just beep once every min like it normally does when low on battery wtf
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Replying to @turrible_tao @literalbanana
when the water went up your nose, did you yell ZOINKS did a small dog giggle at you did your legs spin so fast they made a blurry circle out of the lower half of your body
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Replying to @turrible_tao @literalbanana
did your tongue fly out of your mouth and flap a zigzag in the breeze from coughing
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