Just went to check on the pot roast I started 2 hours ago. and...the crock pot is unplugged from the wall and is cold AM I CURSED? IS THAT IT? DID SOMEONE PUT THE WHAMMY ON ME? 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Original tweet requires context: In the last few days my house has been robbed, a mysterious spotlight has been aimed in my window, and I fell down the stairs)
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You're still way better off than our hayseed shlmazel over here.
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.