So I was just looking out the front window. Three teenagers came ambling down the sidewalk, walked up to the other house next to us (the squatters last night were in our eastern neighbor, this is the western neighbor, both are unoccupied)...
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...and tried to break in through the front window. In broad daylight. While I and the cleaning lady watched. Then they ran away. I walked outside to get a better look, and fell down the front steps. 2019.
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Replying to @St_Rev
I hope you're okay and I'm sorry if you got hurt even a little bit but if this were a movie we'd be laughing
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I screamed for a while. I didn't start crying but it was close.
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Replying to @St_Rev
feel better soon please you have my permission to stab someone if necessary
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Send me a wishlist link and I will send you a new knife. No one should have this kind of start to the year. Maybe I can help. ... but you have to promise only to stab people who really, really deserve it.
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They belong to housemates, they can afford to replace them I'm sure. I don't approve of stabbing people although I did have extensive fantasies of catching the burglar in the window and beating the crap out of him.
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