So there was suddenly a spotlight in the attic of the house next door, shining in my bedroom window. Nobody lives there.
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Just realized I left out the part where I called 911, between tweets 1 and 2. Told them the house was unoccupied but there was a bright light in the attic aimed at my house, and I'd been burglarized last night.
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You have filled your quota for weird sh*t for the next quarter in just two days. Congratulations!
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absolutely wild
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throw a rock
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Shit, homie. Best of luck to you.
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