Good thing I slept through the burglary, I guess
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Since they broke in through the kitchen, yeah
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now I'm 1% freaked out (on your behalf) by broken glass, and 99% freaked out that some junkie was in your home, creeping around with a chef's knife AS YOU SLEPT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Not that bothered, just irritated.
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If I were a hard-boiled detective I'd take your case for free.
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There have to be tons of clean fingerprints, but
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What knife?
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similar to this one https://cdn.cutleryandmore.com/products/large/5123.jpg …
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Ug, I'm sorry. I have quite an attachment to my knives, particularly my best chef's knife. Also, never had someone with ill intentions in my house before, but I feel like it would change my life.
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I read this as though you employ a house chef
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several of them, no less
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This is why I have dogs
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that sucks
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That's awful! Some people have no respect :(
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Sorry to hear this. You were only one twist of fate and a drug addiction away from them preparing you an enchanted meal while you slept like the Shoemaker's Elves.
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