Can't help but wonder if unplugging the xmas tree last night counted as a signal 'nobody's home tonight'.
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Were you home at the time?
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I was asleep upstairs
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Sympathies, man.
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:/ smash-and-grab at least suggests they probably weren't watching the house closely or for very long, which would creep me out reaching a bit for a bright side but there you go
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