new bedtime routine: each night I have to make up at least 2 new jokes for 7yo, and if she doesn't think they're funny they don't count toward my quota "Why did the boy paint the book?" "His mom said it needed to be read" "How did the cat stop the movie?" "It used paws" etc
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wait, I meant dadjokes as a service
12:20 PM - 18 Sep 2018
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