I'd much sooner believe his mustache split in the middle and floated to opposing ears much like continental drift
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@ProperOpinion if they were all of it they’re more like mainburns aren’t they -
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No mustache, shaved head, and the sideburns weren't extensive. They were like parentheses for his face.
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That used to be me.
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Today I saw a guy (I think male, anyway) with tattoos up his throat and on his face, jeans halfway down his legs, had his eyes on *everything*. Wary, like. Checking out at the grocery store. Got cash back. Eyed the whole store as he took it. Drove off with a frail old lady.
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