If I wasn't dead I'd just be grateful to be considered important enough to someone to be posthumously baptimized into their religion.
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It's disrespectful. Like putting Martin Luther King in your commercial for face cream or something. "Rev. King endorses our hot sauce from the afterlife"
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"Mahatma Gandhi endorses our position on space Jesus"
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I figure it's like organ donation but for the soul. It's no use for me when I'm dead, so I don't mind if they use it to perform their eldritch rituals.
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I am going to SubGenius hell and I do not endorse competitor's products
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Have a slackful day
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Really? If you're pretty sure Mormons are barking up the wrong tree theologically, what possible significance is there to you (an atheist, Catholic, or Zoroastrian) in a posthumous baptism? Or, analogously, why would you care if someone is sticking pins in a St. Rev voodoo doll?
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yeah you get the smooshface cringefrown from me if you do this to me, it's passive aggressive and holier-than-thou while also just plain sillier than clowns on nitrous my mother (recall: literal sociopath) signs her emails with that linepic.twitter.com/Hv8dYXQG8T
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depending on caffeination level you'll likely get an equally cheery-toned reply. "and a very Merry Christmas to you as well!" except the words instead are "ohh fuck yeah thanks, yeah, hail satan!" or something else maximally jarring
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the mormon thing is good actually because they do a lot of genealogical work and anyone can check it out if interested. weird but useful.
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lets see if you keep this attitude when you discover whk your great great great grandfather was when you're in mormon heaven.
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. Banned in Sweden. SubGenius, Zhuangist, white-hat troll. Defrocked mathematician. Brain problems.