Auntie Happy Accident

@StTabitha

No fixed point of identity. Winner of the Pullet Surprise.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2013.

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    11. sij 2017.

    I'm only on Twitter for the science. Thank you for asking.

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    5. velj

    her: now give me your sexy look me:

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    5. velj
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    2. velj

    I have written many of the finest stories of my career to avoid writing things that people were actually waiting for.

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  5. 2. velj

    Happy Febby-hairy the tooth!

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    9. lis 2016.

    DIe, Old World, die! Why won't you go down!

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  7. 2. velj

    Jan 31 2019 Any legal document or transaction based on or containing the words 'eminent domain.' The pants of everyone on this construction site.

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    1. velj

    [On my death bed] My son: Before you go, could you make me pancakes?

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    2. velj

    Not saying he’s not current, but the IMDB page of Steven Seagal links you directly to the 7 night rental selection at Blockbuster

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    1. velj

    Actors say break a leg because they want to be in a cast

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    30. sij

    Well, well, well, if it isn’t the equal and opposite reaction to my action

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    31. sij

    i still have a bunch of discounted original paintings for sale that are waiting to go to new homes 💖 and there are only 4 of my desert moth sketchbooks left!! ; 0 ;

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  14. 1. velj

    I said a man 'that...' rather than a man 'who...' in case the case posited was in fact the case.

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    But if it's a cold day, and the tofu is warm, I'm sure no one among us will begrudge you. They're your pants.

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    I met a man once, that I now believe in retrospect may have been made entirely of tofu. Hard to be sure. On a related note, it's perhaps best not to put tofu in your pants.

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  17. 1. velj

    So tofu. Apropos of what nobody at all has engaged, when I used to rent, my former gambler, now 9 fingered landlord's much younger girlfriend used to come around once a year and put tofu all around the plum tree. Healthiest tree I ever met. Since you didn't ask.

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  18. 1. velj

    It's actually not as easy to burn rice as I make it out to be.

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  19. 31. sij

    We're supposed to be having a basher of a storm rn. But bless my wellies, it looks like every other day in the Big Soak to me.☔️🦑🐳💦🌪️🐲🐙🌊

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  20. 31. sij

    O TOFU No whey you curd FEED on the fu food template to tempt no plate haunted has BEAN wobbly as unmuscled bottoms Impermanent brick fevered futon clotted PUDDLE No praise No blame TO F U

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  21. 31. sij

    Giggle

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