N Patrick C

@StPatrick_TN

My Indian name is Runs With Scissors. OK person, love dogs and some people.

Уссурийск, Россия
Joined November 2011

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    9 hours ago

    S I N E M T A L I B A N P C

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    Every single time a parent accepts this type of insinuation that they are not as worthy of raising their children as some childless schoolmarm or board of freak activists a piece of America dies.

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    10 hours ago

    LOL you guys just think about the fact that Elizabeth Warren took recipes that she plagiarized from a famous French chef and sent them to a cookbook called Pow Wow Chow wherein she listed herself as a Cherokee. It’s seriously like something George Costanza would do or something.

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    Me: I'll take a scotch on the rocks with a twist. Bartender: *hands me a scotch on the rocks* Me: hey you forgot my— Bartender: *pulls off his face to reveal he is me* Me: —holy shit

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  6. 13 hours ago

    Whoever runs this account is going to see some job offers when Hatch retires.

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    24 hours ago

    1/256 isn’t even enough to make you weep at the sight of litter.

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  9. Oct 14

    It's like Ouroboros only the snake shoves it's head up it's ass.

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  15. Oct 14

    When Beto's not around, people should be asking "where's Beto?"

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    Oct 13

    Saudi TV had to pixelate Angela Merkel's hair to avoid plunging the nation into an uncontrollable sexual excitement.

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    Oct 13

    A new high-speed camera shows light moving at 1 trillion frames per second

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  19. Oct 13

    Y'all: there is no fucking way this kid is alive today if they were cats. Also, wtf Chile? Did Pinochet have kids, and if so, where are they?

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    Oct 12

    Oh. Would that be the crazy Arizonans or the methheads? 🤔

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