when i become Chief Executive Officer of the Corporate States of Greater America i will mandate that all hair bands have the same structural integrity so they break at the same time instead of it being a fuckin crapshoot as to if it will last 1 use or 40
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hair bands should at least have the structural integrity to do a couple tours every few years, as well
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