SporkenWord

@SporkenWord

My tombstone: So that happened. If I were Dorothy, I'd be pissed to wake up in the Dust Bowl after all that glorious color, beautiful shoes and no bitches.

Joined May 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Aug 2017
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  2. 31 minutes ago
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    20 hours ago

    Oh please, who doesn't use profanity when talking about ? His own cabinet members have called him a fucking moron & a fucking idiot.

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  4. 10 hours ago
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    12 hours ago

    Why are people calling Rashida Tlaib a bad mother because of language she might have used around her kids when Trump was on camera basically saying he will sleep with his own daughter so wouldn’t that make him a bad father?

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  6. 12 hours ago

    Vulgar. Disrespectful. What would Mary Anne Trump think.

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    So yeah. A guy who comments on his daughter’s breasts, tells Teens they need to visit him in his Penthouse if they want to win and tells a child he’s going to date her is a motherfucker. I hope that’s cleared that up.

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  8. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    F * C K I N G I D I O T S

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  9. Retweeted
    15 hours ago
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    YESSSS! Dance like your microwave isn’t watching you!! ❤️❤️❤️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💃💃💃

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    As disgraceful as ‘grab them by the p**ssy?’ As disgraceful as ‘shithole’ countries? As disgraceful as black athletes being ‘sons of bitches’? As disgraceful as calling Omarosa a ‘dog’ or Stormy Daniels ‘horseface’? As disgraceful as ‘blood coming out of her wherever’? Seriously?

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    18 hours ago

    Every time I hear Trump speak I'm amazed that the Party that constantly screams about immigrants learning English elected a man who barely has a 4th grade mastery of the English language.

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  12. Retweeted
    20 hours ago
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    Uh.....yes we are.

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  13. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    paying my february mortgage by pouring concrete into the banks lobby

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  14. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Is anyone going to ask him about the undocumented workers at Bedminster who have continued to be employed by him even as president?

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    18 hours ago
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  16. 20 hours ago

    "It's not going to plan." -- frequently used phrase on . I predict it will be the next British expression to be adopted after Americans started saying "no worries" and signing off email with "cheers."

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    21 hours ago

    man, if "we're going to impeach the motherfucker" offends you wait 'til you hear what the president sai

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  18. 23 hours ago

    Putin telling Trump lies and Trump repeating them in interviews with Fox is... chilling.

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  19. 23 hours ago

    File under, "not that helpful." Someone posted a question about drinking cocktails on a keto thread that I follow. An unhelpful user's response begins with, "Well, actually, I own my own distillery..." 🙄

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    Jan 3
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    Jan 3

    Video: Air traffic controllers in New York and around the U.S. are feeling the impact of the government shutdown: "To come to work and not get paid, and not get my next paycheck... it's unsettling" @StefanHolt4NY

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