SpongeBobCuenta verificada

I just heard on the radio there’s a jellyfish jelly shortage! That news really stings.

I was feeling sick today when I tripped and fell – and Squidward laughed! Now I feel better. I guess laughter really is the best medicine!

It’s Wednesday, or as I call it, Llama Day! Sorry, camels: Wednesday only has one hump to get over.

What can I give Plankton that will make him happy? No, not the secret formula… not world destruction… how about friendship? He’ll love that!

These Krabby Patties got freezer burn. Should I put ice on it? That’s how I always treat burns!

Patrick and I played badminton today! Technically, we were goofing around while people were trying to play badminton. Still fun, though!

Hmm, what’s that I smell … smells like fun … aha, it’s the weekend! Happy Friday everyone!

Still no boating license, but I got a stereo for my unicycle! Now I can at least make it sound like I’m driving a boat.

We didn’t have tickets to the Jellyfish Convention, but we got in disguised as jellyfish! Now we just have to get out of these nets …

Sure, you can have a sandwich at home … but it’ll taste lonely. Come get a Krabby Patty with your friends & taste the love!

Another day at the Krusty Krab. Oh joy.

A true friend will tell you if you’ve got food stuck in your teeth … but only a best friend will pick it out for you! Thanks, Patrick.

Happiness is snuggling up with your pet snail by the light of a cozy underwater fire.

I always say if you can't beat 'em join 'em. And if you can't join 'em, try glue.

Patrick and I were playing hide and seek, and I found him but he's asleep. So now were playing hide and sleep!

They say you can't teach an old snail new tricks, but I just taught Gary how to play the piano.

I think if people knew what electric eels were like up close and personal, they'd find it shocking!

If you're running low on time, don't panic - just run faster! I know you can do it!

If it's worth doing at all, it's worth doing enthusiastically! (Yes, this includes tax preparation)

When in doubt, you should get up and move until you're in hope again!