"She took my two toaster halves I was using as a toaster oven and threw them away, now I call women whores online, AMA."
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Which is the one where you put your dick into a toaster?
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vol in is where you put the toaster in your dick
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"but how can I shove a toaster into my dick hole" I hear you ask. Step 1: obtain a toaster Step 2: obtain a sounding rod Step 3: obtain lub
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Please like I didn't know the ancient art of Cockini
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