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@SpillerOfTea

Gentleman sausage enthusiast

England, United Kingdom
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2018.

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  1. Consumer Rights Act 2015: “The trader must provide the repair or replacement within a reasonable time, without causing significant inconvenience to the consumer.” : “Lol, six months and a million phone calls is reasonable and convenient.”

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  2. Hi, . I bought an item from you nearly a year ago that was reported as faulty six months ago (and several times since). Not only has it not yet been repaired/replaced, you keep promising to call me back and failing to do so. Ready to do the right thing yet or nah?

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  3. Going up the Asda on a Saturday afternoon is a colossal lapse of judgement. Watching Mrs Brown’s Boys is a colossal lapse of judgement. Dipping your balls in tabasco is a colossal lapse of judgement. Sending ‘hundreds of inappropriate messages’ to a 16-year-old is...not that.

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  4. Presumably the casting decision was based around the question, “Who would viewers most like to see get hit in the face with a hammer?”

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  5. So glad we done a Brexit to stop all those unelected elitist wankers meddling in our affairs

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  6. Lol remember when we were all horrified about the prospect of Mitt Romney becoming president. Good times.

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  7. Yoko, I dunno if you’ve noticed, but we’re up to our fucking tits in white supremacy, nationalistic fuckery and environmental collapse. CBD oil and yoga ain’t fixing this shit.

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  8. Case in point, which appeared in my TL two minutes after posting. It’s bullshit like this - all the fucking time - that makes me think it’s past saving.

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  9. I don’t necessarily wish to see the end of the BBC, but in its current shape, it’s a bit terminally fucked. Platforming literal Nazis in the name of ‘balance’, censuring minority employees who speak out about their own oppression, equal-pay-based fuckery. No. That can fuck off.

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  10. Lots of talk about scrapping the licence fee, and lots of excellent arguments against doing that, but the thing is, for every talented local radio journalist, there’s some grubby little gobshite unquestioningly belching out government soundbites and booking Steve fucking Bannon.

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  11. That’s the last one, folks. His entire ‘tour’ will now just be thirty minutes of the tragic bollock shouting homophobic epithets at a couple of fruity-looking pigeons in the picnic area of the Leicester Forest services, before fucking off back to Heathrow.

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  12. Imagine my shock upon finding out that the abhorrent fucking bellend who wants to charge destitute people £100 to sleep in a fucking bin was a Brexit Party candidate.

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  13. You might think this is a thoroughly fucking terrible idea that is equal parts heartless and insulting, but once you factor in the fact that it costs £100, I think you’ll agree that this person is an amoral streak of shit who needs to fuck permanently off.

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  14. Prince Charles meeting Jameela Jamil:

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  15. In light of the complete and well-documented absence of British Asian people, this seems like a really fucking sound choice. Kudos to everyone involved.

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  16. A woman: [can’t possibly be taken seriously if you can see anything between her neck and forearms] A man: [can be elected by a fucking landslide after stealing a reporter’s phone, doing several public racisms and hiding in a fucking fridge]

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  17. I wish the British media, politicians and Twitter arseholes could bring themselves to get as animated about electoral fraud, lying to parliament and the suppression of reports into international interference in our democratic processes as they do about a fucking exposed shoulder.

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  18. My back hurts because I’ve been doing stuff all day that was destined to make my back hurt and my head hurts because I’m tired and my knee hurts for NO FUCKING REASON and actually completely fucking fuck being old.

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  19. Needless to say, my faux-heterosexual bonhomie came crashing down quicker than Trump’s border wall in a stiff breeze at this point. Cheeky, useless, badly scented cunt.

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  20. So he eventually rocked up 50 minutes late without apology, smelled, fucked off back to his van for 10 minutes for some tools (HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW YOU WOULD NEED TOOLS?), cut his finger, bled on my wall, told me he couldn’t do the job, then tried to charge me £30 ‘call-out fee’.

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