Penny’s Tweets

May 24, 2017

Watching all those peeps double dipping on

@masterchefau

#GROSS

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Dec 24, 2016

Merry Christmas 🎄🎄🎄 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 ❤️️❤️️❤️️

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Jul 27, 2016

WHO ARE THESE WOMEN???!!!! #iwillprobablyeathisface ... what the actual fuck?!! #TheBachelorAU

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Jul 16, 2016

Power went off at 3:36AM which woke me up. Came back on at 5:46AM with a symphony of beeps and printer restarting sounds. Happy Sunday 😭

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Jul 13, 2016

Patrick would not be happy with that creepy Jason being around #Offspring

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Jul 1, 2016

The measure of our worth as a society should be based on how we treat other human beings #ausvotes

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Jul 1, 2016

Time to vote. A very important decision is to be made. #ausvotes

Jun 30, 2016

That is Scotch fillet not porterhouse #masterchef

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Jun 26, 2016

What the fuck is it with Chef's having such revolting table manners? #eatwithyourfuckingmouthclosed #MasterChefAU

Jun 2, 2016

She's fine, apparently she "just fainted". Having never witnessed this before, it was hella scary. That was my baby, & she was limp. Horrid.

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Jun 2, 2016

So yeah, had to call 000 this morning as Soph lost her vision and consciousness in my arms this morning. Scariest moment of my life to date.

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Jun 1, 2016

I should clarify I'm dead.. At the thought... Liam and Jeff on

@theprojecttv

😱

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Jun 1, 2016

And Jeff Goldblum!!!! OMG #dead #heartattack

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BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

@theprojecttv

@LiamHemsworth

Cannot WAIT for Independence Day

Jun 1, 2016

Two tequila shots with a white wine chaser. Happy fucking hump day.

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I love it when

laughs on

😊

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Apr 29, 2016

How come I always have to decide what we eat for dinner? Can't someone else choose for me? I'll still prepare it, I just don't wanna decide.

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Apr 21, 2016

I have three words to say.... HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS

Apr 20, 2016

Happiest of birthdays to the beautiful

@BZB

... May your day be full of love and happiness ❤️ xx

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Apr 19, 2016

One Powerball... And my retirement to the Territory will come early 😝 #territorycops

Mar 31, 2016

I've become a Twitter lurker ... I check it every day but rarely post anymore 🙁

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Jan 23, 2016

Mumma and bubba in my front yard 😍

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Jan 6, 2016

Three little adventurers 😝

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Jan 6, 2016

Heard this tool yell "HARDCORE PARKOUR" about a million times today 😝

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Jan 6, 2016

Adventured to the top of Hanging Rock this morning 😊

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Other aspects of my life would shock the pants off you all.

It's true, some parts of me are painfully predictable... Like watching New Year's Eve on NYE.

One empty, one to go. I won't make midnight at this rate. Note: the first bottle was not full… instagram.com/p/_8sGNfsxp2/

Two and a half shots of tequila in four minutes. Happy fucking new year.

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Dec 29, 2015

THIRTY NINE 🎆🎆🎆🎉🎉🎉 instagram.com/p/_3TcFjsxui/

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Dec 24, 2015

Best Christmas present ever. My kids painted me a canvas ❤️ #love #mademecry instagram.com/p/_r7dcSMxhT/

Dec 24, 2015

Merry Christmas 🎄🍾❤️🍾🎄 ....we've had a visitor 🎅🏼 instagram.com/p/_rJmRxMxpw/

Dec 24, 2015

Calabrese Salad #christmaseve #yum instagram.com/p/_qi6LeMxhT/

Dec 22, 2015

Beyond tired but can't sleep. Mind racing, can't stop thinking. Parts of me are broken ... 🤕

Dec 19, 2015

Look at my little girls!! Five years ago ❤️ Sophie's curls!!!!! #squeeee instagram.com/p/_fEGdSMxi4/

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Dec 17, 2015

How does one fucking sit down in a boned corset? #cannotbreathe

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Dec 16, 2015

I want to live in Darwin one day, for many reasons, but in the top 5 is just so I can get

@TheNTNews

everyday ❤️ #skinnyjeansparalysewoman

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