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tom buchanan forcing everyone to hang out at the plaza after realizing daisy's having an affair with gatsby
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emma woodhouse deciding who everyone should marry based on little more than vibes while knightley tries to stop her
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the witches when macbeth realizes what the prophecy about birnam wood meant
A still image from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in which Captain Holt is holding his corgi, Cheddar. The original text ("I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog") has been edited to read "We could not have been more clearly talking about guys carrying big sticks."
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the only nepo baby I respect is aragorn son of arathorn and is called elessar, the elfstone, dúnadan, the heir of isildur elendil's son of gondor
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the part where dorian gray breaks up with sibyl because she's a bad actress, and she throws herself at at feet sobbing and he feels bad for a second, then goes "well but I suffered too. I had to watch her act"
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famous literary lines rewritten for horror novels - it was the end of times, it was the most cursed of times - all regular houses are alike; each haunted house is haunted in its own way - a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a knife
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english teachers will have you read stuff like "the lottery" and "all summer in a day" and "a rose for emily" and then they just send you on your way, changed
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"can you explain this gap in your resume?" yes that's when I was cursed by poseidon for ten years, lost at sea and plagued by horrors
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ROMEO! JULIET'S NOT ACTUALLY DEAD! SHE TOOK A SLEEPING DRAUGHT THAT MIMICS THE EFFECTS OF DEATH TO GET OUT OF MARRYING PARIS! ROMEO!
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