Flying Spaghetti Monster

@SpagFlying

I created the Universe and Midgets and boiled for your sins.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Try Pastafarianism for 30 days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back.

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    For some reason, "God is God" is trending. What an insightful phrase! It's as meaningful as Toilet Paper is Toilet Paper, except Toilet Paper, is real and actually useful.

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    R'amen. Thank you, oh Noodly One. This is why I follow you.

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    3. velj

    The White House's Twitter account retweeted it before he deleted. He is a fucking moron.

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    prije 15 sati

    . Serious Question: If it is so "POWERFUL" then why don't men wear them? .

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  6. I bet Trump is jealous of Great Britain because whatever leader is in power, it will always be Great Britain.

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    prije 16 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    All hail the Tentacles☺️

    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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  8. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 16 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I wear a spiritual, non-corporeal, Holey Colander

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    1. velj

    On spare a thought for your sisters that can't choose to remove their veils. Join our fight for women's right to be

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  10. I decree that all Pastafarians can choose to wear the traditional headdress, The Holey Colander. I'm cool either way, so should you be.

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    The Hijab is a fascist flag. It dubs all those who don't wear it as "immodest" and "loose women" in the Islamic narrative, imposing a totalitarian modesty culture in all of womankind.

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    prije 22 sata

    “Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Missouri anymore."

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  13. Happy Luna day. R'Amen!

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    prije 19 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    We don't want to do anything to jeopardize our chances of spending eternity amongst the beer volcanoes and stripper factories.

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  15. To my knowledge no Pastafarian has blown anyone up, shot or stabbed anyone. Pastafarianism is truly a Religion of Peace.

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  16. Does a near miss mean you hit it? A near hit would mean you missed hitting it.

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  17. 31. sij

    Looks like the biggest cover up in modern history is about take place. Remember where you were this day.

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    30. sij

    "Mommy, why is England called a kingdom?" "Because it's ruled by a king." "Ohh...so that's why America is called a country!"

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    31. sij

    Paltrow is a dangerous ducking idiot preying on the stupid for money .. ghastly appalling excuse of a human being

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    31. sij

    "I can't prove that God doesn't exist, but I'd much rather live in a universe without one." Lawrence M. Krauss, Am/Can. theoretical physicist

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  21. 31. sij

    Why do I want to punch people who say "You/I've got this"?

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