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@Spadgerina

Freelance Writer & Author, lover of good jokes & terrible puns. Identical twin. Hair chameleon. Crawling towards a PhD.

Lincoln, UK
Joined March 2009

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    Store Owner: Sorry, but we don't carry chicken feed. You want the place across the road. *The Chicken stares deadpan into the camera

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  2. Apr 2
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  3. Mar 28

    Who else is going to join in with ’s photo project this weekend? 21 people so far!

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  4. Mar 27

    Email: “Hey, do you want to be part of a new BBC show I’m producing?” Me: “Erm, yes!” Email: “It involves detox and excercise…” *looks over at pizza box on the counter* *looks back at Mac screen* *blocks her* R.I.P showbiz career 👋🏻

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    Mar 27

    Had some amazing feedback on my latest vlog, thanks to anyone thats taken the time to comment, The Fastest Way To Make Yourself An Awesome Photographer —

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    Mar 25

    I’m sorry I said you weren’t very scary.

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    Mar 21

    passport control: you don't look anything like your picture incredible hulk: THE FLIGHT WAS DELAYED

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    Mar 19

    A man on my train just frantically searched every jacket pocket, his expression finally turning from panic to deep relief as he located the object he worried had been misplaced – a single, miraculously unbroken digestive biscuit.

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    Mar 15

    "I think Stephen Hawking was pretentious. I mean he came from Oxford but he always spoke in that fake American accent" - Ricky Gervais

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    Mar 14

    Want to learn how I flash at in the woods… Hit me on the youtubez —

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  11. Mar 13

    I’ve written 16 emails about GDPR this week. SIXTEEN. People are panicking!! (It’s like what Instagram did to the world but with B2B emails)

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  12. Mar 12

    Latest vlog update: he’s currently censoring out all of my creative and poorly-timed swear words 👍🏻 must be almost done ✅

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    Mar 12

    What’s one thing you want to do before you die? ...Clear my browser history

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  14. Mar 12

    My sister is selling her original works of art for crazy low prices, yo - 💕

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  15. Mar 10

    You’ve heard the saying “dress for the job you want”? Well I “spend for the bank balance I wish I had” ✊🏻🙌🏻

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    Mar 9

    “To share something is to risk losing it” 😢

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    Mar 5

    If you like cheese, you'll love these.

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  18. Mar 5

    The sun is out, the snow is gone, the postman is back. Can I get a hallelujah 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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    Mar 2

    It's here, it's atrocious, and it features a revealing Tweet regarding and her eating habits. It's my new food blog! Food: arguably, the best thing? Anyway, there will be instructions on how to make some kinds of food at some point:

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    Mar 2

    Watching Show Show Me with the Gorbaby. Bit strong!

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