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“Not up on your Glabber-Smull? They contributed so much to galactic culture: like small hockey & the block flute.” amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody
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Diego effortlessly adopted the tone of a Space Academy instructor, a smooth, authoritative manner that gave most people an irresistible urge to take notes. “I can assure you that The Planet of the Rapacious Dogg exists…" amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody #kindleunlimited
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Phearon nodded the nod of a man who’d been through all too many such briefings. “I’ve been there and killed that.” amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody
5 out of 5 stars for I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter by ! #bookreview #bookblog charlesreads.net/i-was-a-teenag
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Lannrat had personally seen more planetary systems than Burl had drunk beers, and that was a heck of a lot of systems. amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody #KindleUnlimited
Just finished reading I Was A Teenage Ghost Hunter by Brian K. Henry and love this as much as the first. Please go to the following link to read the full review: citbpart2b.blogspot.com/2020/06/review
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Phearon had thrown off caution like a fat drunkard discarding a scratchy, moth-eaten quilt on a humid summer day. amzn.to/NhTmgL #parody #scifi
Ghost Hunter podcast coming soon! instagram.com/p/CAp2iFYgy3T/
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Meet the Space Command team: slinky, fashionable space anthropologist Felissa Slinksainen amzn.to/NhTmgL#scifi #parody #KindleUnlimited
Mento ran a quick check of the Space Command rules for team-member abandonment. “If a ship Commander voluntarily maroons an officer on a hostile planet, the consequences may be two years solitary pod detention and a public shaming.” amzn.to/2whgsox #parody #scifi
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First lines for a sci-fi novel: “There is more caffeine on my single planet than exists in the entirety of your galaxy,” boasted Coffee Bot 8000, with a threatening puff of steam.
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“You can’t try to understand these insidious Slin-tokine. They believe in nothing but their own slick, gray lunacy.” amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody
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Tongrin had been ostracized by his people: his hut was burned down, his woman was forced to wear the coconut husks of another man and even his pet alligator, Gulch, was chopped into a number of pieces and used for a celebratory island stew. amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody
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Space Command: The Planet of the Frozen Spiders "Who'd ever thought bagging a dead spider could thrill a man so?" amzn.to/atEZo9
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Just heard about Terry J
It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have faded so gently away...
Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of 'Life of Brian'. Perfection
Two down, four to go
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Putin is above the law in Russia.
Erdogan is above the law in Turkey.
Kim Jong-un Is above the law in North Korea.
But in America the Constitution is sacredly obligatory upon all.
The President must be held accountable for his corrupt #AbuseOfPower.
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“A twisty tale with horror, comedy and adventure. There was lots of humour in the story which kept the scenes light rather than scary. I really enjoyed Devin.” bit.ly/2LJJWB4 #pararnormal #goodreads
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Felissa was careful to pronounce the name properly, using Tiny Speaking & enunciating the long, native Fallinki ‘O’. amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody #KindleUnlimited
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Phearon had thrown off caution like a fat drunkard discarding a scratchy, moth-eaten quilt on a humid summer day. amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody
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The review of I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter by is up! I took the liberty of including a few quotes just because they were too funny not to. summonfantasy.com/book-reviews/i
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Sanders says Amazon paid nothing in federal income tax last year. An audience member asks, "Why?"
: Why? Because they own the United States government. Why do you think?
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“Frozen goats of Malvin! Those are the largest, land-based walking shrimp I’ve ever seen!” cried Lipworth. bit.ly/mSpMzh #scifi #parody
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The Punk Pumpkin was the angriest pumpkin in the entire patch. #halloween #pumpkin "The Punk Pumpkin" by
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