If “guy defects from the US military steals armored vehicle for laughs because of Right Wing Twitter memes” doesn’t prompt some sort of investigation idk what will
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MP Officer: Joshua, I won't ask you twice. Who are you working with ? Who ordered you to steal the tank ? ANSWER ME ! Joshua: It's these guys on twitter that kept talking about a killdozer and the uprising against globohomo clownworld.I'm only doing my duty to protect our country
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and everyone in the military base clapped
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Hello feds
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Fuck it I've been on one since I've been 12 years old. Come and get me coppers
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@FBI give me gfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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>implying we weren't already
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I have diplomatic immunity in the United States as an elected official, I should be fine r-right
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Someone is always watching us besides God.
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If you're not, you're not doing it right
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