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Academics make less at the *same hospital*
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Episode 5??? Babes the answer is to buy whatever pants you like and find a good tailor like the rest of us. It doesn’t take 5 episodes to figure that out
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he finally found pants that fit good for him tbh twitter.com/dommiedarko_/s…
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Not to start friends discourse again but if your flight arrives at midnight and departs at 5am I am absolutely not going to be your ride!!!!
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AJA COULD NEVAHHHH and the dip over a dip??!£?#?# 😭😭 these kids
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How do you serve cunt in a god honoring way
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uhm...
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is there even a single good thing here??
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Take away everybody’s guns idc idc idc
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do you think Nick and Vanessa Lachey sleep with one eye open knowing these two should have their job
#LoveisBlind #LoveIsBlindS4
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Invented feminism
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Fuck an “I’m Him” moment… what’s your fave “I’m Her” moment that a female character has given us? 
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i once managed to piss off terfs, femboys, some trans fems, and some other cis women all simultaneously over a dad joke that i made while drunk
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what was your biggest twitter controversy?
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if the US army ever tries to fucking draft me i will be sucking and fucking in them barracks until the men would be so drained and exhausted from busting nuts in me that they couldnt serve their country… and THATS a threat!!!
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thinking about when i ordered an espresso martini and the bartender put instant coffee packet in two shots of vodka, added some water, shook it up and put it in a glass of ice
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SASHA COLBY IS READY TO TAKE THE CROWN and Mistress anetra Luxx possibly winning i guess
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We get four whole weeks off
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Are you ready to play the Fame Games? 
These stars are back for the crown when #AllStars8 starts streaming – FRIDAY MAY 12th on @paramountplus 
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These stars are back for the crown when #AllStars8 starts streaming – FRIDAY MAY 12th on @paramountplus #DragRace2
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About to watch Angelina Jolie’s best movie
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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Men don’t even wash their hands and y’all think they are washing their DICKS in public restrooms???? Sksksksks hahah
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Thats great. So when you are in the ladies room and one has to wash his penis infront of you..you wont mind. Add a grand child who is with you. Is what it is
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Rochester is literally just Mayo Clinic
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What city/town is most dependent on a single business and/or employer?
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is hole not enough by itself anymore???
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Dear bottom sisters. When you’re “prepping”… add a cpl drops of aloe Vera and a cpl drops of chlorophyll in the water. Thank me later.
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omg i finally understand what toe breakup means all this time I keep thinking who is breaking their toes!!!
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british people calling zendaya xenphobic… btch stfu or ill show u what xenophobia looks like u goofy potato eating porky slobbering inbred hill trolls
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Zendaya says that she struggles understanding British slang from boyfriend Tom Holland:
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When you call me an alt right fascist this is to whom you're speaking.
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Not the body of Christ (with seasonings)
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I'm only one episode in but she did nothing wrong!!! She was in the right in the parking lot. She WON the car chase (that was started by the guy). And the guy STALKED her and vandalized her house!!! #Beef
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I want everyone who's mad at this to post pics of their apartment idc idc idc
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Good morning twitter.com/proetrie/statu
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Ru said the rest of y'all better pull some Sasha Velour rose petal stunt if you wanna beat Ms Colby
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Imagine thinking anyone else has a chance after watching this
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