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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.
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"Welcome to dental school. The human mouth is very sensitive. Here's a hammer and an assortment of small spears"
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I am a:
Man
Woman
Dingo
Looking for a:
Man
Woman
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Aries: In a time of deep division, the nation will come together to ridicule your failures.
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Taurus: Prepare for romance and volcanoes. Mostly volcanoes.
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Gemini: Your insufferable personality will finally pay off when the kidnappers release you before receiving the ransom.
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Cancer: Stop beating up on yourself emotionally. You're as awful at that as you are at everything else.
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Leo: Your big Superbowl party will be referred to as an "incident" on several popular true crime podcasts.
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Virgo: Studies show there is greater risk of early death from social isolation than obesity. So your continued survival is a miracle.
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Libra: It’s all about the friends who don’t care about you who you’ve met along the way.
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Scorpio: This week you’ll finally find out the deal with Grape Nuts. I mean, they’re not grapes, and there’s no nuts in them; what’s up with that? You’ve been great the stars will be here all week and remind you to tip your waitstaff.
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Sagittarius: Time has never been on your side but loneliness is right there next to you, always.
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Capricorn: The sun shines only for you today but beware: at dusk the moon will cry, “What was all that about?”
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Aquarius: You’ll gain fame this week when your house is featured on episodes of both Cops and Dirty Jobs.
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Pisces: Take the time to learn morse code. "Shave and a haircut" doesn't get the job done when you're banging on the hull of your stranded submarine.
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Contributor of the week:
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Taurus: Have you tried turning your life off and on again?
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Gemini: Due to a series of unfortunate events, your life will remain exactly the same.
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Cancer: You will find yourself remembering haunting details about your ex. Their smile. Their scent. The way they broke your fucking heart.
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Leo: You don't need any help from us with fucking up your life.
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