Jeff Sorensen

@SorenJeff

I'm Jeff. You may have read my junk: | | | | | | Things To Come

Detroit, Mi
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    13. pro 2019.

    Bill Burr doesn't like labels.

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  2. prije 9 sati

    False Detective.

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    prije 10 sati

    "What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals." "Well, maybe if he'd had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him."

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  4. prije 11 sati

    I remember religion being a bit more inspiration, but "God is God" is the toddler response we deserve.

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  5. prije 21 sat

    JLo puts in the work to stay in shape. She's not inhaling pizza rolls while watching the rehearsal of the halftime show. Working out sucks - moving heavy things before eating bland food and doing laundry, but it has many benefits if you do it a lot.

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  6. prije 21 sat

    So... Katie Sowers is Batwom... *Poison Bat dart hits neck*

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  7. 2. velj

    calls out 'systemic racism' and lack of diversity at the ... It reminds me of when he was ashamed of how all the white people were evacuated in Hotel Rwanda, realizing he's safe ONLY because he's white.

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  8. 2. velj

    shit the bed by talking about Balto the entire time for the Diphtheria story. Fuck Balto.

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  9. 2. velj

    An skit called Law & Order: Trump . Every second or 2 the Ding Ding sound goes off for new evidence, but the law gets shut out because evidence doesnt matter. The noise eventually explodes.

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    1. velj

    Want to hear from Bolton ASAP? - Today House Intel subpoenas him - Mon. he testifies, in a SCIF if needed - WH has 24 hrs to review transcript & redact if needed (w/ Dems threatening to read on House floor w/ speech-or-debate immunity if WH refuses) - Tue. transcript released

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  11. 1. velj

    yes, mass murder took place, but it’s not that important—it should weigh very little in our final judgments; it should affect very little what we do in the world.

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    Outright lying or quiet omission takes the risk of discovery which, when made, might arouse the reader to rebel against the writer. To state the facts, however, and then to bury them in a mass of other information is to say to the reader with a certain infectious calm:

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    I wonder if any filmmakers are taking advantage of the empty streets in Wuhan. That's a big ass city to have empty that would give small budget crews something rare to work with... But also China shooting you in the for being outside. So...

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  14. 1. velj

    Black voters don't support ? Nonsense! Get Rachel Dolezal in here!

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    Siri, what does electability look like?

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  16. 1. velj

    Asking for a definition is the lamest form of debate, but seriously, ask for definitions from politicians. Guarantee an accurate description of Socialism is further away than seeing a Mars landing in my lifetime.

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  17. 1. velj

    It's shameful that we actually have photographic evidence of how terrible we are to each other. That immature way of acting should've been done away with centuries before we could take pictures. Ancient History is just the present with different assholes with similar backgrounds.

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    31. sij

    Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

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  19. 31. sij

    It feels like the end of 'The Pledge' starring Jack Nicholson. If you know how that movie ends, you'll know the existential dread and hopelessness of what I speak.

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  20. 31. sij

    So that's it... the has allowed America to have a dictator with no checks.

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  21. 31. sij

    "The Senator is remembered for their vote of "Yes" for acquittal of then-President Trump for his known interference and widespread corruption of the ." - WIkipedia entries from Now to the Future.

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