I like the new incel insult for women: legbeard. I know they don't intend it this way but it makes me feel like the goofiest pirate.
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Absolutely. I've also decided the ship is called The Screaming Hairy Armadillo. (Side note: I always used to get armadas and armadillos mixed up as a kid)
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That's brilliant oh my
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Thinking of piracy logistics: many pirates only have the one real leg, and a peg-leg. How would that be dealt with, so you don't lose legbeard cred? Would you need to wear some sort of peg-leg merkin in order to retain your authority?
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Odd coincidence: Pegleg Merkin was a gangster who ran a string of speakeasies in Atlantic City during Prohibition.
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