why are so many of you saying Harry Potter what is wrong with you
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Whatever you choose, try to get Jefferson’s copy of it
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Jefferson's copy of The Big Lebowski
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Ben Franklin would have loved that movie.
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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I understand that Franklin had indeed heard of coitus, the act of love.
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He wouldn't dare use objects as women though.
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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As a reminder that "those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
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VHS of 𝘊𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘴.
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You got a super pac I can donate to?
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Maybe when the progressive, secular humanist who currently represents my congressional district steps aside. Until then, I assure you
@HRC,@PPact, and@nature_org are open to donations.
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A bound book of my best Twitter content
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Maybe one of those 5 pound Hershey bars actually
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Pair it with one of those giant Rice Krispy Treats and a bag of marshmallows and we're in business.
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Helping Phriendly Book
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I would scream from the chamber, READ THE FUCKING BOOK
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Yea sopan this is a phish tweet
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no it's not because it ends
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