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Culture writer for @nytimes. Stand up comic. past: Trump scribe for CBS. Pianist. Avid NBA dude. @comatbu alum. Email: Sopan.deb@nytimes.com

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    Sopan Deb‏Verified account @SopanDeb Jan 3

    if you got elected to office what object, book or otherwise, would you get sworn in on?

    2:41 pm - 3 Jan 2019
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    1,840 replies . 107 retweets 1,001 likes
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      2. Sopan Deb‏Verified account @SopanDeb Jan 3

        why are so many of you saying Harry Potter what is wrong with you

        60 replies . 79 retweets 1,548 likes
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      3. Sopan Deb‏Verified account @SopanDeb Jan 3

        pic.twitter.com/O6dW58EGa0

        20 replies . 46 retweets 1,167 likes
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      2. ryan teague beckwith‏Verified account @ryanbeckwith Jan 3
        Replying to @SopanDeb

        Whatever you choose, try to get Jefferson’s copy of it

        11 replies . 4 retweets 224 likes
      3. Mike McElroy‏ @MikeMac_CS Jan 3
        Replying to @ryanbeckwith @SopanDeb

        Jefferson's copy of The Big Lebowski

        7 replies . 8 retweets 609 likes
      4. chungus among us‏ @LouisCanon Jan 3
        Replying to @MikeMac_CS @ryanbeckwith @SopanDeb

        Ben Franklin would have loved that movie.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 75 likes
      5. Mike McElroy‏ @MikeMac_CS Jan 3
        Replying to @LouisCanon @ryanbeckwith @SopanDeb

        Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 44 likes
      6. Shenanigator!‏ @drbfg Jan 3
        Replying to @MikeMac_CS @LouisCanon and

        I understand that Franklin had indeed heard of coitus, the act of love.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 11 likes
      7. chungus among us‏ @LouisCanon Jan 3
        Replying to @drbfg @MikeMac_CS and

        He wouldn't dare use objects as women though.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. slothborn‏ @normalviewmaine Jan 3
        Replying to @SopanDeb

        The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

        8 replies . 2 retweets 212 likes
      3. Belle Chanson‏ @ekp0717 Jan 3
        Replying to @normalviewmaine @SopanDeb

        As a reminder that "those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

        1 reply . 9 retweets 172 likes
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      2. Brian Blicher‏ @BrianSprinkles Jan 3
        Replying to @SopanDeb

        VHS of 𝘊𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘴.

        4 replies . 6 retweets 347 likes
      3. Jessica‏ @pynnydredful Jan 3
        Replying to @BrianSprinkles @SopanDeb

        You got a super pac I can donate to?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 73 likes
      4. Brian Blicher‏ @BrianSprinkles Jan 3
        Replying to @pynnydredful @SopanDeb

        Maybe when the progressive, secular humanist who currently represents my congressional district steps aside. Until then, I assure you @HRC, @PPact, and @nature_org are open to donations.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 47 likes
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      2. Max Burns‏Verified account @themaxburns Jan 3
        Replying to @SopanDeb

        A bound book of my best Twitter content

        2 replies . 0 retweets 143 likes
      3. Max Burns‏Verified account @themaxburns Jan 3
        Replying to @themaxburns @SopanDeb

        Maybe one of those 5 pound Hershey bars actually

        5 replies . 3 retweets 253 likes
      4. Lionel Frankenstein‏ @QuabbityAshwitz Jan 3
        Replying to @themaxburns @SopanDeb

        Pair it with one of those giant Rice Krispy Treats and a bag of marshmallows and we're in business.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Josh Sternberg‏Verified account @joshsternberg Jan 3
        Replying to @SopanDeb

        Helping Phriendly Book

        1 reply . 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Briän Ries‏Verified account @moneyries 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @joshsternberg @SopanDeb

        I would scream from the chamber, READ THE FUCKING BOOK

        2 replies . 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Briän Ries‏Verified account @moneyries 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @moneyries @joshsternberg @SopanDeb

        Yea sopan this is a phish tweet

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Sopan Deb‏Verified account @SopanDeb 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @moneyries @joshsternberg

        no it's not because it ends

        2 replies . 0 retweets 4 likes
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